Spider-Man

*Slams pizza on the counter*
Pizza Time

Guy 1: What time is it?
Spider-Man: Pizza Time

by DF_Symbiote September 3, 2019

Crayon Man

A grotesquely tattooed person that looks like his artist was on acid with crayons

Did you see what Crayon Man tweeted today?

by BwanaChris February 11, 2021

Greater Man

A man who loves a girl so much that even when they break up and it destroys him he is still there for her

"Just give up". "No I'm a greater man"

by Jerome steven September 18, 2019

cock man

i got super bored and searched it nothing popped up

ta know what im ganna do make a defenitoin for cock man on an account provided to me by school

by cchnhjcbxsvsccsu September 22, 2020

doodoo man

A mysterious man who crawls out of your toilet if you don’t flush your shit. Legend has it that it crawls back up your ass while your asleep.

Person 1: Did you hear about what happened to Jeffery
Person 2: No, what happened to him?
Person: The Doodoo Man got to him last night.

by AmEpic September 10, 2023

Tinder man

A man that's tinder towards a woman.

He was a tinder man.

by anonymous January 26, 2022

poor man stan

incredibly broke individual,with instead of a six pack,he has a keg with looks that could kill the undead who spends most of his time reading,playing video game,watching porn and has h.h.t. or eating poptarts

if you are broke,overweight, homely,read,play video games,watch porn and eat poptarts while u do it,you man be considered a POOR MAN STAN

by poorhiddenstashistan June 14, 2011