I will shit your pants

'I will shit your pants', or variantly, 'I will piss your pants' is generalized, undefined threat, and is used in conversation.

If you tell me the earth is flat one more time, I will shit your pants.

by Omniv0r March 10, 2022

Shit dick nut suck

When one takes a huge shit on a dick making the dick climax or “nut” by sucking on it repeatedly and swallowing there own fecal matter

Robby: did you hear last night Johnny did a good ol’ shit dick nut suck

Mark:Holy Shitaki mushrooms I didn’t know a human was capable of such a crime of shitting on a dick then sucking on it

by Brodman585 March 15, 2021

blow your shit out

to punch someone really hard in the face, especially the jaw. Phrase is mainly used in the ghetto neighborhoods of Detroit, MI.

John: "Hey, Jerry, guess what? I fucked yo mama."
Jerry: "Nigga say that shit again and I swear I'll blow your shit out."

by DetroitKid August 16, 2014

Miss me with that gay shit

When someone is doing something out of you liking, and invites you to join it

Person 1: Dude, come over and play animal jam with me
Person 2: Bruh, miss me with that gay shit

by Bobbythemotorizedvehicle February 27, 2020

Yo these edibles ain't shit

Famous last words before someone tweaks the fuck out from eating a form of edible.

Guy 1: "Yo these edibles ain't shit-"

Guy 2: "Uh hah-hah. I know mannnnn I'm tweakin!"

by snerfl February 1, 2021

Where the bear shit in the buckwheat

To tell someone where the bear shit in the buckwheat means to explain something to them that they are very likely to know already, especially because it is self-evident.

«I'm not that stupid that I actually need somebody to tell me where the bear shit in the buckwheat: I can see for myself who the bad guy in the film is. Ta!»

by The_big_Vingtetunieme June 25, 2009

this shit's about to get heavy

Things are about to become serious.

Fuck youuus!

by Fangsta December 15, 2003