mans weekend

An excuse to take a trip to the woods with friends usually neighbors when the group suspects one of the members is a closet homosexual.

I always thought Doug was a cocksucker , after mans weekend now we know.

by Mindlikeascientist January 10, 2018

Man hoe

A guy that has a girlfriend but still flirts with his hot “friends”

“Dude Jill is hot but you have a girl you shouldnt be sayin shit like that to her”

“Eh I don’t care, I’m a man hoe”

by Slut-shame894 January 11, 2018

lonley man

A Lonley man is a sad pathetic male who desperately needs to get laid and has been without a lover for a very long time, possibly forever. He is someone who is not to be trusted. He hasn't had any attention and pussy in so long he may strike in anger. Lonley men are know for being extremely boring , fugly, and suck in bed. He usually masturbates to get relief and thinks of You every time. Beware Lonley Men become Mental and begin to believe that masturbating is not make believe but, it is real to him and extremely creepy

The sad lonley man was addmited into an impatient Mental hospital and found someone just as fucked up as him and finally found ba suitable mate.

by TomCollins1 January 11, 2018

man load

A whole weeks worth of laundry in one “Man Load.”

Man, that’s a man load of laundry!

by BigDickHemp January 14, 2018

man note

the words of god put in to the king of rock

that shit is the man note

by thomas oconnor November 1, 2003

warm man shower

A warm man shower is when two men shower together akwardly to conserve water and or power.

"Yeah during hurricane Harvey to conserve water we took a lot of warm man showers"
" Man me and John took the most awkward warm man shower, I can't even look at him"

by TheTruthHasBeenRevealed September 4, 2017

derp man elite

A male that has sex with a female and to get her pregnant and proceeds to never see her again.

derp man elite was never seen by her again.

by notkejejnsn September 5, 2017