National beat your dog day

April 13th is national beat your dog day, this is a day where you beat your dog to near death.

Grab that wiener dog by its back legs and find a tree, it's national beat your dog day.

by Wiener dog May 25, 2018

sorry for looking into your eyes without permission

“sorry for looking into your eyes without permission” if you see a video and is getting bad vibes from it comment on that video and say “sorry for looking into your eyes without permission” because if you don’t thaf specific character can be in your dreams, or when you wake up it will watch you while you sleep. you could also supposedly get sa hurt killed and much more. Stay Safe

“i js saw this scary video jake i’m really spooked out” jake- “comment on the video and say” sorry for looking into your eyes without permission” then your all good sarah”

by anonymous July 25, 2023

Your dad went to the milk store

Fat pussy

Your dad went to the milk store

by fakdhjfsdkFdnsjkfds May 27, 2022

pulling staff out of your ass

an impossible feat of trying to replace staff when noone is available.

we;re pulling staff out of your ass

by gabs 1232 June 22, 2009

take a butterfly knife to your tender parts

what the father of a teenage girl does to you if you hurt his daughter.

Angry War Veteran Father: "If you hurt her, I will take a butterfly knife to your tender parts."
Frightened Teenage Boy: "Yes sir, I'll have her home by eight."

by ThisIsGoingToHurt March 24, 2009

I'm picking the corn out your shit

1) Understanding what another person is saying,

2) Hearing the main points of a conversation, lecture or instructions and filtering out the rest

Many uses for this phrase,

1. "Get to the Point Man, I'm having to pick the corn out your shit here"

2. "I'm picking the corn out your shit, I smell what your steppin' in, I'm picking up what you're putting down, I've been there before, it'll be alright"

by J Down** June 6, 2010

Always get high off your own supply

Always get high off your own supply means that you test your research chemicals(like Methiopropamine, 3-Fluoroamphetamine, a-PVP 4F-MPH, Benzoyl fury), nootropics(Like Phenylpiracetam, Sunifiram, NSI-189, Flodafinil, Hydrafinil, Modafinil, Propranolol, Etizolam), herbs (like kratom, ashwaghanda, rhodiola), sarms, and see if it's safe to sell to the public. Also amphetamine and ethylamphetamine and selegiline and 2-methyl-2-butanol and MDEA and choline and b vitamins. You can also use and sell nitrous oxide, and vape. If you don't get high off your own supply, that means you are selling poison like Crack, meth, heroin, or fentanyl.

Dude: I used Flodafinil. It's safe to sell then.

Dude 2: Good thing you always get high off your own supply.

by HawaiianPunch1 August 15, 2022