Don't Jerk Off On My Breakfast

when someone is ruining something and telling you that what you are doing is wrong, not to help you out, but for no apparent reason. As a response you tell them to not jerk off on your breakfast.

I was having a great morning, but then Benji had to ruin my morning by telling me that the Giants were 1-7 so I told him "Please Benji, from now on, Don't Jerk Off On My Breakfast"

by weiny0402 November 7, 2018

Smack My Bitch Up

This song is simply about getting drunk or otherwise wasted--there are also connotations of antisocial behavior and violence in the video, and as always with the Prodigy, also in the character and style of the song. Whilst not specifically focusing on spousal abuse, there is an obvious and controversial reading where the phrase and entire song are about nothing more than striking a women.

In England, where the song originates from, 'smack' is common slang for heroin, although contemporarily can refer to any intoxicant.

Smith: Miles, would you care to join one in the conservatory for armagnac and fine cigars?

Miles: Homes, Smack My Bitch Up.

by BBBS January 4, 2007

My Last Request Group Limited

My Last Request Group Limited are an e-commerce company based in Ireland who offer a service to people that enables them to record their private wishes and last requests regarding funeral arrangements,location of personal papers,small bequeaths,and other related data,which can be stored on the groups database and updated as the subscriber requires by entering their own password, giving them access to their own personal home pages(P.H.P.)

I would like Mike to have my watch
I would like to have my body frozen
I would not like flowers
I would like rock music played(QUEEN)
I never liked Mary
I would like John to look after my dog.
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by mylastrequest December 21, 2008

Lick Lick Lick My Balls

To be shouted in the face of little bitches who think their right but have been clearly been proven wrong.

Credit to Rick & Morty

Lick Lick Lick My Balls you little bitch

by Greg_the_Smeg February 6, 2019

They talk about my one taps

Adil Benrlitom aka ScreaM started working with Finalmouse to create his own mouse called "ScreaM One." They made an ad for that mouse which was featured in the big CS:GO Major MLG Columbus. When Adil said the line "They talk about my one taps", it quickly became a huge meme in the CS:GO Community.

1.
xxx_NoScoper_xxx: Yo that was an awesome shot bro!
ScreaM: Well what can I say? They talk about my one taps

2.
ScreaM:

People, they know me as the headshot machine
They know me from the highlights they see
They know me from the matches they watch
They talk about my one taps

by AmoRami June 22, 2016

my name is skyler white yo

Look, lady, whatever you're
selling, I ain't buying, yo.
Well, my name is Skyler White, yo.
My husband is Walter White, yo.
He told me everything.

guy:look,lady what whatever you're
selling, I ain't buying, yo.
lady:Well, my name is Skyler White, yo. (vine boom)My husband is Walter White, yo(vine boom).
He told me everything.
my name is skyler white yo

by xxcringynameemoxx October 25, 2022

the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma

One of the greatest qoutes from the wisest mind of our generation. Other qoutes by him include "Who you calling Pinhead!" and "FINLAAAAAND!!!!". Genius.

Patrick- You may be an open book Spongebob, but I am a bit more complicated than that. The Inner Machinations of my mind are an enigma. (thought bubble appears showing the milk following down as the downfall of society, and how it screwed itself over by the fact that the milk fell by itself. The cloth resembles the high class of society, which carries the milk (society) and gets corrupted by the milk. The enigma is what caused the milk to fall in the first place? This some deep shit patrick)

by DROOOSE!!! January 22, 2012