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Party Vision

When one wears sunglasses in a party or rave room, where the humidity fogs up the glass and now longer allows you to see.
Partier 1: Dude, why are you wearing sunglasses?

Partier 2: Party vision, bro, It's awesome.
by iliketopartytgiff October 23, 2011
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Shorter Vision

a phenomenon that occurs while upon your studies at Shorter Sniversity. This phenomenon makes physically unattractive persons appear attractive because of the lack of attractive females.
Bro!! "She is so hot i would rail her 5 times."

What the fuck? Shes like a 3. you must have shorter vision.
by Chase Welch October 23, 2011
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Googly Vision

When one has reached a point in their sobriety level (high or drunk) where a female who wouldn't look good, looks especially sexy.
A: she looks so good when i have googly vision
B: those blondes, always look good when you've got your googly vision on.
by Rank.Indian November 13, 2011
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textray vision

The ability to know the sender of a text or the contents of a text message while ones phone is in a pocket, bag, purse, etc, and out of sight.
"Oh man Julie is texting me again"

"How do you know? Your phone is in your pocket. What do you have, textray vision?"
by Jagerman July 18, 2012
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Valentine Vision

When a girl doesn't have a Valentine cleasely leading up to Valentines Day. Resulting in either two things:
1.) Girl settling for a guy to fill the void of present non-existent Valentine
2.)V-Day Boycotting and pronouncing self-empowerment without a Valentine
Dude the only reason she is with you is because she's got that Valentine Vision
by ThatGGuy22 February 12, 2013
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tunnel vision

tunnel vision

(in terms of introspection) to look through one's soul as if it were a tunnel and see nothing but darkness and despair.
depression and drug addiction are hard to treat because the depressed and the addicted often have tunnel vision when it comes to introspection. they sometimes for this reason feel misunderstood by the rest of society.
by Sexydimma March 18, 2013
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fuzz vision

When you are so high that you think that every car on the road is a cop.
I have fuzz vision right now i need to pull over and eat this donut.
by Joecat January 20, 2014
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