ur mom

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bill: Hey jimmy wanna go shopping later?
jimmy: no but you know what i do want to do.
bill: what?
jimmy: ur mom
bill; *suddenly drops dead*
jimmy: *does bills mom*

by ur mom is so hot<33 December 8, 2021

UR MOM

1. common slang for when you want to win a conversation. (noun)

Carl: Pluto is a planet.
Me: UR MOM IS A PLANET!

Sheila: You didn't do your chores.
Me: UR MOM DIDN'T DO YOUR CHORES!

by anonymous October 19, 2022

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Jimmy: Hey bro!
Timmy: Ur mom
Jimmy: *dies of cringe*
Bystander: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!
Timmy: Ur mom
Bystander: *brutally explodes*

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by DuckDuckGoToThePolls December 15, 2019

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