Next Finger

When your on Chatroulette, and your pressing next so much that you next an attractive person.

Girl 1: UGH can we be for real.. like I dont want to see your weiner..
Girl 2: ya I know... NEEXXT
Girl 1: OMG I ACCIDENTALLY JUST NEXTED THAT HOT GUY...
Girl 2: Next Finger... awkward

by Jessica835 October 10, 2010

Finger Vacuum

The act of picking up the largest and most noticeable pieces of fuzz/crumbs/lint on your floor, instead of actually vacuuming.

Parents are coming over, better do a quick finger vacuuming!

by Jolly Joe January 23, 2011

Monkey Finger

The monkey finger - when you fall asleep with your finger in your girls bum, when you wake up pull out out and bend your finger, the crusty poo will make it look like a monkey finger

Were you monkey fingering last night?

by JamThrizzle1 January 18, 2021

downstairs finger

A man's flesh noodle

Don't you point that downstairs finger at me

by Hananapancaked December 06, 2016

Willy or finger

The act of inserting a wet finger into an unsuspecting persons ear whilst uttering the words 'willy or finger' causing momentary panic to the recipient.

Look, Pete's not looking, I'm gonna 'willy or finger'' him.

by Willy or finger. May 14, 2016

Nesting Finger

Middle finger used to finger a girl.

Guy1: Dude, I broke my nesting finger yesterday.

Guy2: That sucks, you always have your left hand.

by Son of Wil November 19, 2011

Finger bang

That one move from yu yu hakusho when you point your finger at someone in the form of a gun and go BANG. A great way ti defeat normies.

Bro this normie was trying to hit me with that detroit smash but he was clapped when i pulled out the finger bang

by Epic shonen anime fan December 03, 2019