wood broil

The act of rubbing one's penis or scrotum fiercely against any artificial substance to feel a raging burning sensation until orgasm occurs. can be rubbed against anything ranging from turf, leather, sandpaper, cheesegrater, or nylon.

"Damn man, i need some moisturizer after that wood broil"

"I feel like tearing up my dick with a cheesegrater"

"I intentionally got turf burn on my penis for the sensation"

by Ron Gant February 15, 2008

caoimhe woods

A dirty slut. Usually gives good blowjobs

She is such a caoimhe woods

by User 23 December 30, 2016

Moving Wood

1)Masturbating while unemployed.

2)Actually moving pieces of wood around one's property.

Crap sorry bro this weekend was crazy and today Ive been outside working, a couple buddies came over and we were Moving Wood for hours.

by The Incredible Sulk April 13, 2009

Natalie Wood

A beautiful actress of the 1950s and 1960s.

"I love Natalie Wood"

by natalie wood fan August 10, 2022

Tiger Woods

A beverage consisting of 1 part root beer and 1 part lemonade. Like an Arnold Palmer, but darker.

The restaurant was out of iced tea, so I ordered a Tiger Woods.

by sinisterx18 January 13, 2013

Woods out

To fail to appear at a planned event or gathering without providing adequate notice or reasonable justification.

Man, Tommy never showed up last night... he totally woods out on me!!

by Timannonymous January 18, 2011

tex wood

The maddest cunt round, likes to fuck bitches and get money.

Mate! are you a tex wood?!

by Jibbzy July 9, 2015