A time when studies and sleep come closer together, you start using your bed as a desk by placing random papers, tests and notes on your bed and not removing them, because you're generally lazy or otherwise can't be fucked.
"I've a Biology exam next week so I'm getting a bed-desk"
"Did you see his bed-desk?"
"I'm starting to get bed-desk"
"Did you see his bed-desk?"
"I'm starting to get bed-desk"
by Student of the OH GOD HELP March 17, 2016
When you're partner is hiding under your bed (so that you're parents dont find them), but they pop they're head out for a kiss, so you and them are lying parallel with the bed inbetween.
Yeah man we were making out but then her parents came home so I had to hide under the bed. Still, I stuck my head out for a Bed Sandwich.
by Hydrohomie #13 May 27, 2020
Jack: Hey, what are you up to?
Travis: Nothing much, have a groupwork in bed to submit by the weekend.
Travis: Nothing much, have a groupwork in bed to submit by the weekend.
by JackHT September 17, 2018
Her ex-boyfriend was terrible in bed.
by Emo_Girl_98 November 25, 2021
A Wife that gripes from bed that her husband is taking too long on the toilet. Sometimes accusing him of being a "Toilet Gamer".
What is this, my Wife just interrupted my game of Candy Crush to call me a Toilet Gamer...... what a Bed Griper!
by jcdxtreme June 02, 2013
A bed weasel is someone who hides under their covers if they are afraid. They often are sly and such when they’re in bed with someone and is the type of person you’d like in your love life. Bed weasels are known to sleep in, the name says it all.
Hey, did you hear Alice is a bed weasel? I think I’m going to ask her out.
Go for it, bed weasels are amazing!
Go for it, bed weasels are amazing!
by DuckyDefinition March 19, 2018
When your man TRIES to discretely jack-off next to you in bed, thinking you're fast asleep, when in all reality, your laying there quietly, as the mattress gently, yet distinctly begins to bounce slightly, then more and more rapidly until he finally gets it done or until you kindly ask if he would like some help.
by posterpoker13 November 22, 2015