Real Beans

To be so real it's out of this world!

Mike: JT you blow.

JT: Real Beans

by mikelito24 June 17, 2012

Jiggle the bean

Female masturbation involving circular rubbing motions on the clitoris

Taylor: "I'M SO HORNY AND NO ONE WILL FUCK ME. Guess I'll just jiggle the bean tonight."

by Knarkle95 June 24, 2014

scrotal beans

One's testicles found in the male body; Just below the penile area.

Yo man, my scrotal beans are so itchy and bloody

by Brett smells so does Matt Tomo ad Brendan April 21, 2006

Holy BEANS

A "14 year old" Irish girl, but we all know she's actually 10. She vote manipulates on the |r/watersheepcult Discord Server|. She always defends her trash country.

thetechtoot: uh it's Holy BEANS again
Kits: I know right! People should vote for us

by Pony Bottle June 13, 2020

Brew the Bean

1. To make coffee.

2. Vigorous masturbation of the female clitoris.

I love Starbucks. They really can brew the bean.

I was just about to brew the bean when my roommate walked in on me.

I did nothing but brew the bean this weekend and now my pussy is tender to the touch.

by Dick Onchin February 7, 2021

stirrin the beans

Verb. The act of one sexually slapping the testes portion of the male genitalia

"What'd you and Rick do last night?" "Oh we stayed In, were just stirrin the beans"

by Beanstirrer April 22, 2017

DJ the bean

DJ the bean: To DJ or DJ the bean or beat means to flick the bean, or rub the female's clitoris until reaching orgasm. Originated with Moles and NoShmoke.

"Hey babe, did you want me to DJ your bean?"
"Are you DJing your bean right now?"
"I want you to DJ the bean"

by Moles Chan June 1, 2018