poo knife

a poo knife....a tool used to cut a pice of poo too large to fit round the u-bend of the toilet. often a kitchen kinfe..not too sharp!

my poo is gigantic...hold on i'l use the poo knife.!

:haha the poo is defeted!!!!!

by tayzor111 October 10, 2006

Poo Ball

A small ball of toilet paper covered in poo and caught in the hair around your arse.

I've got a mountain of poo balls surrounding my poo pipe.

by Antony Bartlett May 2, 2007

liquid poo

Beer induced ooey, gooey, watery, poo.
Not may chunks-n-bits at all.
Usually leaves the arse with much velocity.

Its all fun & games untill someone spills an entire bucket of liquid poo!


Britney Spears sprayed me with liquid poo, she's got good aim!

by philbad July 9, 2004

pootie poo

its a cooch or better known as cunt.

That pootie poo was rotten and smelled like a bottle of old milk left in the fridge for two months.

by Vanessa F August 16, 2006

Poo BO

When a persons Body Oder has the distinct stench of poo.

A direct result of the person in question either sweating profusly from their arse crack and not washing properly.
Or fecal matter smeared under the arm pits

You get introduced to a person and the have a distinct smell of poo. Obviously Poo BO.

by Phatwa January 28, 2011

Poo Baby

When you eat too much the night/day before - and your bloated stomach's contents have digested enough - and your 'leftovers' are ready to be "dropped off at the pool".

Nat - "I ate too much last night! Poo Baby is ready to launch!"
Kim - "Same here, I'll come with."

Kelly - "I've got a Poo Baby."

by MaceGrey October 19, 2010

poo winkle

when you shit your pants and a fairy comes out your ass

good god charles that was a nasty poo winkle

by Nick Varas November 24, 2004