EMP Fingers

A condition in which one has consistent bad luck with electronic devices not working as they should.

Symptoms may include but are not limited to:
-Programs and apps being glitchier/buggier than they are for other people.
-"It was fine yesterday, now it just won't turn on."
-Repeated accidental purchases of defective devices.
-"Nobody else's is crashing over and over like this, wtf!"
-Devices breaking down without warning or determinable cause.
-Me: *pulls new phone out of pocket* Phone screen: *is permanently glitched*

There is no known cure.

My girlfriend bluescreened both my computers and got the red ring on my 360, so I kinda think she has EMP fingers.

by Arktykr October 19, 2021

Finger bang

That one move from yu yu hakusho when you point your finger at someone in the form of a gun and go BANG. A great way ti defeat normies.

Bro this normie was trying to hit me with that detroit smash but he was clapped when i pulled out the finger bang

by Epic shonen anime fan December 2, 2019

finger jogging

When your fingers are moving in a motion like jogging in order to sexualy please their partner.

"We were fooling around and he just started finger jogging me! It was like he ran a 5.k!

by Becksr May 16, 2016

clicky fingers

When someone constantly clicks the same button/thumbnail online with the mouse only to get a result that never comes.

Mazzy and her clicky fingers printed forty seven copies of her report because her printer wasn't working fast enough for her it seems.

by Logoftheshow June 10, 2016

Finger banged

To get finger fucked

"Woah dude I got loads of pussy last night"
"What was it like?"
"It wasn't great , I mainly just finger Banged her"

by rydjf May 21, 2020

Phone fingers

When you're typign on yuor phone but your fat figners are too big for the tiny-as-fcuk kyes and yuo misspell evrey secodn word

A: hye mate, whta's up?
B: lol what?
A; sorry, fuckign phone fingers

by PÜNGLICH April 13, 2014

Nip Fingers

A variation of the drinking game "Edward FortyHands," in which one tapes one nip of alcohol to each finger. Can be a race or played casually.

I'm going to get so blacked out off Nip Fingers tonight.

by Captain Nip Fingers November 8, 2015