Finger Diarrhea

This is what happens when someone misspells a word over and over in a chat room, while trying to correct it at the same time.

*in a chat room*
Johnny: man I am fucking loving this plamsa lamp
Johnny: plasam*
Johnny: plsama*
Johnny: FUCK
Danny: nice finger diarrhea, mate

by H4NS October 09, 2014

Finger Vacuum

The act of picking up the largest and most noticeable pieces of fuzz/crumbs/lint on your floor, instead of actually vacuuming.

Parents are coming over, better do a quick finger vacuuming!

by Jolly Joe January 23, 2011

downstairs finger

A man's flesh noodle

Don't you point that downstairs finger at me

by Hananapancaked December 06, 2016

Willy or finger

The act of inserting a wet finger into an unsuspecting persons ear whilst uttering the words 'willy or finger' causing momentary panic to the recipient.

Look, Pete's not looking, I'm gonna 'willy or finger'' him.

by Willy or finger. May 14, 2016

finger dicking

Finger Dicking is when you are doing a job but are getting nowhere due to incompetence and someone else come over and completes it immediately.

We had E&E personnel finger dicking a duct for a shaft driven compressor on a CV-22 for an hour and a half. The expeditor came and completed the job in fifteen seconds.

by El Jai November 15, 2019

Nesting Finger

Middle finger used to finger a girl.

Guy1: Dude, I broke my nesting finger yesterday.

Guy2: That sucks, you always have your left hand.

by Son of Wil November 19, 2011

Finger bang

That one move from yu yu hakusho when you point your finger at someone in the form of a gun and go BANG. A great way ti defeat normies.

Bro this normie was trying to hit me with that detroit smash but he was clapped when i pulled out the finger bang

by Epic shonen anime fan December 03, 2019