Cooking like Pozniak

When a male has finished the job, pulls out and ejaculates all over his partners face, but before he’s done, he pulls out some chest hair and garnishes his leftovers in a salt bae manner.

I walked in on my flat mate last night, he was with a bird. He must have been conkers deep with her as he was “Cooking like Pozniak” when I caught them.

by VinceVegas January 24, 2020

Cooking sac

Cooking sac is another way to say that you’re really high (most commonly in reference to marijuana)

This bud has got me cooking..

what are you cooking bro?

I’m cooking sac man.

by DolphDingler April 19, 2023

Cooked

Cooked: Another word for saying “you’re done” when someone is ‘Cooked’ they have either done something very awkward or disappointing.

Put him on a plate and season him… cause he’s COOKED

James: “I always give my gf 90% of my paycheck!”
Chris: You’re cooked.

by 5stxrs December 3, 2023

joseph cook

thicc nigga il like is sweet tasty lucias cake

i like cock and joseph cook

by neckbeard_16266161 December 6, 2017

cooked

The word could either be used as an adjective to describe someone who is in a bad situation when dating or as a verb to say that you have created something of value, something worth seeing.

1. As an adjective:
- A: Hey, did you see what he was wearing to his date today?
- B: Yeah, I've seen that horrifying monstrosity. He is absolutely cooked.

2. As a verb:
- A: Can I see your drawing?
- B: Sure, tell you what, I cooked. You are not ready for this.

by extraordinarilyintimatetocats April 22, 2024

Good cook

great fucking weed, smoking a good blunt, wood, or joint. nun of that reggie

*passes blunt*

“mmhm this some good cook”

by bianca torres May 29, 2024

let him cook

Cryptocurrency slang used by absolute CHAD's who work for their bags! Originated from the Solana meme coin $COOK.

Hold up... Let him cook!
Those who $COOK shall prosper.

by $COOK May 12, 2024