joke vulture

When you tell someone a joke you made up and then they start telling it and say they made it up

Wyatts a joke vulture every joke I've ever told him he's stolen

by Pimpin' Ryan May 3, 2017

Not a joke. On my word as a Biden

Mocking locution combining two of Joe Biden's favorite rhetorical expressions
Usually uttered immediately after the telling of an obvious falsehood

Back in the 90's I had sex one night with the entire cast of the "Seinfeld" show. Including Kramer
Not a joke. On my word as a Biden

by thurb June 28, 2023

joke blocker

a guy who just can't help but interupt when someone is else trying tell a joke

matt was in the middle of telling a great joke - but just as he was getting to the punch line brian chimed in to try and finish the punch line - which the wrong punch line of course - he is a real joke blocker.......................

by Samran53 April 2, 2021

Nanny Joke

Oh, its just a trash joke that's more like a riddle.

It came from a few die-hard movies hidden in the movies.

Why did nobody give Elsa a balloon? Because she was gonna let it go!

That's a nanny joke

Que?

by Owen Is Such A Idiot Lol September 25, 2020

Joke

Jokes no longer exist. It's 2020 and everyone gets offended by the dumbest shit. I wish the world wasn't like this :c

Pedro Pony: I told her, that's not my dog that's my wife
Danny Dog: Bro did you just call your wife a bitch, that's so rude

Peppa pig: Yeah how could you say such a thing Pedro
Pedro Pony: jeez sorry guys it as just a joke
Rebecca rabbit: Pedro it's 2020 there is no such thing as jokes anymore
Pedro Pony: Oh yeah you are right. DAMN it what was I thinking
Rebecca Rabbit: Yeah next time just don't say the joke Pedro. Who knows what could happen you could get arrested
Office Brown Bear: Okay everyone on the ground I heard someone made a rude joke

Danny Dog: It was Pedro Pony

Officer Brown Bear: Alright Pedro, you're coming with me

Pedro Pony: No wait, please

Officer Brown Bear: You are being locked up for a long time

Pedro Pony: Nooo!

Rebecca Rabbit: I told you Pedro. DON'T MAKE JOKES
Officer Brown Bear: Yes Pedro, she is right

Pedro Pony: Waaaaa!

by Idk_I'm_Bored May 23, 2020

zach joke

an extremely unfunny joke that is very corny and no one laughs; a gambling joke that ends up in a debt of at least $10,000.

"I have important business to attend to." "What type of business?" "MONKE BISNIESS!!!" "dude thats a zach joke"

by fireant812 August 17, 2023

Dead Baby Joke

One of the funniest and darkest type of joke there is.

Dead Baby Joke:

Person 1: What's worse than finding two dead babies in a trash can?

Person 2: Dunno. What?

Person 1: Finding a dead baby in two trash cans.

by DigestedAlive June 11, 2021