chump stumping

A deliberate act of sabotage through misdirection or misinformation aimed at maintaining locus of control in interpersonal interactions; often times involves deliberately withholding key information or misrepresenting policy or procedure in an effort to manipulate others, typically for personal gain.

Janie knew the intern would outshine her at the next board meeting, so she chump stumped him by telling him the APR was .01% as opposed to .1%. All of his figures were off, and he looked foolish after Janie pointed out “his simple math mistake”.

Chump Stumping can also be used reflexively

The customer had many questions about the return policy and seemed hesitant to purchase the item. Tom really needed the commission, so he answered all the customer’s questions but stumped the chump by not mentioning service and repackage fees on return.

by mollymoo5 October 17, 2010

Cougar-Stomped

After a hot and steamy night with a "cougar," in the shower, on the counter, maybe even on the floor; she leaves you unexpectedly under cover of the night. May result in a deep deep depression, and possibly a sweet porn video you filmed without her knowledge.

"Hey man did you bring any chicks home after you left the bar?"

Ya bro, but i totally got COUGAR-STOMPED!

by 38-ProfessorOfMadness November 30, 2010

Vaj stopping

The equivalent of cock blocking but for women. When a person purposely acts as an obstacle to prevent a woman from getting some.(for watever reason)

Girl:Derrick leave us alone and quit Vaj stopping
Guy:Youre my sister youre drunk as hell and there is no way im lettin u hook up with this guy

by many words April 27, 2011

Rooster Stomped

While using a sniper in Call of Duty, You run and Halo jump then shove the barrel into the opponent to where its impossible to miss the shot.

Screw quick scoping, that noob just got rooster stomped!

by ndpendent November 5, 2011

G-Stomp

Abbreviation for Goomba Stomp. The total and complete dominance over a n00b in the realm of gaming, akin to the act of Mario squashing a goomba underfoot.

Yo brohammer, did you me 4-stock that button masher in Smash? I totally G-Stomp'd that n00b.

by TheMadler January 17, 2012

bucket stomp

A real beatdown. A serious buttkicking.

Damn, the Steelers got bucket stomped last night! They were losing by four touchdowns in the fourth quarter when I last saw.

by kcbrez August 17, 2012

front-stoppie

A stunt, performed by applying the front brake of a bicycle (or motorbike) causing the bike to tip forwards onto it's front wheel, whilst maintaining balance and control.

Sometimes referred to as simply a stoppie
The opposite of a wheelie, where the back wheel only remains on the ground.

when you do a front-stoppie, be careful you don't go over the handlebars

by dex333 June 22, 2012