Fart shanked 

When you're in a restroom taking a piss and the person next to you farts without regards.

"What's that?" I asked to the guy next to me at the urinal... I thought he said something...??.. oh, now I know...... he just fart shanked me...Burritos?..chili? Hmmmm pickled eggs? ..Mardi grace?....or something like that.

Fart shanked by Petesbeeps August 24, 2017

Schnitzel Shank 

When you get kidnapped by a fat German and he decides to shank you in his new Lederhosen

"Ach! Guten Morgen Kinder, sterben jüdischen Abschaum!"

*You receive a Schnitzel Shank*

Schnitzel Shank by Thitherurtian November 28, 2017

Crim-shank 

A verb describing the use of a spoon, probably sharpened, to stab a human in the anus. This is used is prisons in Australia, as the spoon is the only metal in the prison system.

Josh: Did you hear Terry did a Crim-shank?
Sam: F*** that’s so bad.

Crim-shank by LanuageGod April 21, 2019

Fetus Shanker 

Typically used to describe men who have been convicted of knife crime on fetus's.

Dont let that guy near the maternity ward!!.. he's a fetus shanker!

Fetus Shanker by Amadeus1982 July 28, 2019

Dakar Shandy 

A spa treatment that involves mud being rubbed in to the upper body by a Turkish man while he squats with his testicles over your nose

"Why is Paul covered in mud?"
"He got a Dakar Shandy from Kasim last night"
"He's glowing"

Dakar Shandy by Jeremy88271763 September 8, 2019

shiggley shank 

A term use to inform someone that you are about to stab and rob them.

Person One: Listen here pal. Make one move and I'll shiggley shank you.
Person Two: *Shaking* Ok man I-I'll do what you w-want just don't shiggley shank me.

shiggley shank by MATE I HUD A ACCIDENT BOI HELP November 20, 2019

Throat shank 

To hit someone in the throat with a karte chops kinda motion

Bro I just frickin throat shanked mrs polls she said my neck dawg

Throat shank by Lwebbdawg November 22, 2019