Sea cream

Sea cream is a skin care product used in jail. The true origins are Crisko, often used for skin care in jail becouse that's all you get. Keep your skin protected.

Can I use your sea cream, I need it to moisturize.

by Gunnaplayagain April 30, 2020

sea turtle me

When she has her partner place his flacid penis that resembles a sea turtle head in her mouth and allows the turtle (penis to get erect) inside.

I am bored come sea turtle me.

by Definition magician April 9, 2021

Dirty sea horse

the act of snorting baking soda off of a man's penis.

"Hey, how did he die?"
"He did a dirty sea horse."

by CrazyApple1 February 13, 2023

Sea-nanigans

Shenanigans on the high seas which generally involves ample quantities of rum.

They were headed sailing for a week full of sea-nanigans.

by CaptainSeananigans April 26, 2017

Deep sea nuke

Is when you propel shit out your ass underwater at the speed of sound and the shit jumps up over the waters surface creating a shitstorm

"Dude dont go in the water i just dropped a deep sea nuke"
"Oh Yeah i see the shitstorm dude"

by Deep sea NUKER October 22, 2018

Sea bitch

They're called sea bitches because we should have seen those bitches coming. Best described as white people who traveled the fucking ocean to commit mass genocide while stealing the land of the native Americans.

"Immigrants are stealing our jobs and ruining this country!" Well you sea bitches stole the lives and land of the Native Americans first so what now Becky?

by Salty bich April 19, 2018

Sea Cunt

is usually referring to those have the astrology sign for prices and is also actively acting like a cunt.

“im so sick of this fucking sea cunt “

by My nibba October 24, 2025