queef thief

A phrase used to indicate to your lesbian friend that she is "cockblocking" you.

"Damn Danny, I heard you tell her I'm butch, but you know that's not true. Why you gotta be a queef thief like that!"

by Joe Dirtykid August 11, 2016

lube-queef

The result of being DP'd with too much lube, and air gets trapped in the orifice. In males, farting can also contribute to this afterwards.

Lube-queefah: Grrrl, I just had deh trash banged outta me, den I has ta go. My shorts is all sloshy wit lube-queef and I'm outside yo place, can I use yo shower? I din' get a chance ta get all dis lube outta me and I sharted all over my shorts.
Host: You farted lube all over your undies after getting gang banged? Hot! I gotta see this.

by Sperloid January 15, 2018

Queef sweat

When your girl queefs so much that her cat starts sweating and smells like fish.

"Why did she queef sweat herself? no oh my god"

by Sloppy joes January 25, 2017

radioactive queef

Much like a normal queef , but with a rotten quality that will make your hair fall out.

Did you see Joe shaved his head?

No, are you sure Brenda didn't let out a radioactive queef?

by XaNaX_Daquri February 4, 2017

Penal Queef

When a man has a moist queef out of his dick.

“She was giving me brain and i had a penal queef in her mouth. She said it tasted like Feta Cheese

by Numerical Wizard December 7, 2020

queef

when a female wants to release gas from her anal sphincter, but the gas ends up coming out of her vaginal crevice.

Girl 1: Wow, I need to fart
Girl 2: QUEEF!
Girl 1: *manages to fart out of her vagina*

by mamamamamamamamk2o4629837426i4 December 20, 2020

Regurgitated Queef

When a girl queefs in your mouth while your eating her out and her queef makes you throw up in her vagina.

“I gave her a regurgitated queef yesterday”

by Famalishis December 20, 2020