Puppy chow

Dog food is brown Rick heroin therefore puppy chow is cocaine

Be careful with that puppy chow, the dog catcher is out tonight for extra wet nosed canines

by Santiloo May 28, 2023

Puppy love

The love of an adolescent
Aka Young love, first love, calf love, Innocent love, crush, child's play, and or Infactuation

My puppy love lasted one year with a boy named Shocker

by 459395 June 25, 2023

puppy melon

asher jokes specifically. a lovable baby whore who enjoys wearing glasses for casual occasions and perhaps licking someone’s face (preferably of the male gender).

adjective. “you are so puppy melon today.” “you are for real acting like a puppy melon. no cap. on god.”

by puppymelonlover August 7, 2022

Sack of Dead Puppies

A term used to define the way the Mercades Benz SLS handles: Dead, limp, and floppy.

DIZZAM!!!! That Mercades Benz SLS handles like a sack of dead puppies.

by MrWang45 April 11, 2011

Puppy-fag

From German: An overweight man with facial hair that plays computer games and still lives with his parents. Usually in early to mid 20's.

Bro, you are such a puppy-fag

by Chesty McBoob December 21, 2010

Cow Puppy

A small or baby cow

Grandma shouted "ooh look at all the cow puppy!" As we drive past a calf at the dairy farm last spring

by FaintRush November 9, 2025

sick puppy

an awsome song by neil cicierega (a.k.a. lemon demon) on the album "hip to the java bean"

person 1- hey did you here that song by neil, "sick puppy"
person 2- nah, what album is it on?
person 1- it's on "hip to the java bean"

by some guy who loves lemon demon February 7, 2023