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Procrastakissing

Procrastakissing is the art of procrastinating in kissing form. It is kissing someone who you might not otherwise want to kiss, in order to avoid chores like cleaning an homework. It's a fine art.
"I really did not want to study for my exam, so I started procrastakissing my boyfriend, Brad."
by HurricaneE June 10, 2014
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Procrastibate

a portmanteau of the words Procrastinate and Masturbate. Implying that a person procrastinates by masturbating. Its a comon occurance in every mans life, where he says to himself, i need to do something, but i would rather pleasure myself.
Instead of doing his studying for his test, steve decided to procrastibate and ended up spending all day, lying on the couch, watching dirty movies.
by Kyben36 June 15, 2014
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Procrastination

Eh....
Ill tell you later....
fucking procrastination okay urban dictionary you fucking dickHEAd
by makakia_ August 31, 2014
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procrasterbate

To procrastonate by masterbation
Yo did you get ur homework done ? Nah man I just procrasterbate
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procrastarvation

Monica couldn't fight the powers of procrastarvation while doing her essay.
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procrastinut

Verb: postponing coitus. Stopping just prior to reaching orgasm.
Dude, I want to build up a huge load, so i have been procrastinutting all week... My balls ache.
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Procrastination

1.Waiting to complete or start a task until the very last possible minute
Because of my nact for procrastination on my comp essay I sumbmitted it at 11:59 Pm, when it was due at 12:00 Am
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