Peruvian Pineapple

Sticking pineapple into a girls ass as soon as she’s going to orgasm.

Yo, You know my cum dumpster Jill, I hit her with that Peruvian Pineapple last night.

by Hoffin69 March 13, 2025

wet pineapple flower

a pineapple flower but its not dry but its WET

1: today i ate a wet pineapple flower
2: :why are you even here?

by DiscordReject4 March 24, 2025

false pineapple

False Pineapple is the way, our god. Believe in the False Pineapple, do as it wishes, and everything in your life will be alright.

False Pineapple is my way of life

by kollo July 24, 2025

False Pineapple

False Pineapple, Pineapple (scientific name Ananas macrodontes) is an EVIL variant of the pineapple. You can tell because it is a blood red color, has spikes, and generally just looks devious all around.

By association, this means Pineapple society is also incredibly evil. Join Coconut society instead, as they are one of the Peaceful Fruits.

Is that a.. a.. FALSE PINEAPPLE?!?!
RUN!!!

by OddSmartman July 24, 2025

swallow the pineapple

Giving a blowjob to a well endowed samoian with dry skin

I met this great guy at the party but when i went down on him I felt like i was having to swallow the pineapple.

by funny old guy March 12, 2011

riding the pineapple

On the government dole (tab): on welfare, illegitimate disability, etc.

Connie lied about her MS, and started riding the pineapple.

by dghost September 7, 2011

slicing the pineapple

doing something meaningless and retargerous and suffer the subsequent negative consequences

if you don't know what you're doing, it's better to ask others for help instead of just slicing the pineapple

by Sexydimma March 13, 2015