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step-co-first-cousin-once-removed-in-law

Spouse's step-first-cousin-once-removed's spouse.
step-co-first-cousin-once-removed-in-law.
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Step-Roommate

Someone that lived in your house right before you did. You didn’t live together but your stories intertwine.
Yeah, my step-roommate is a hottie. Thought she was mean at first but it turns out she also lived in my room before me. So, yeah, that made a ton of sense.
by Princest September 25, 2023
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Step dad joke

Dad Joke to offensive to tell your own children, but if it’s someone else’s you don’t care.
I probably shouldn’t tell you that joke. It’s more of a step dad joke.
by John Bob Poff July 19, 2023
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step-great-granddaughter

1- Stepgrandchild's daughter.
2- Grandchild's stepdaughter.
step-great-granddaughter.
by Simaduria July 27, 2024
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step-co-mother-in-law

1- Stepchild-in-law's mother.
2- Child-in-law's stepmother.
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by UserXDXP April 25, 2023
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chair step

Sit in a chair. now remove the chair but stay standing. now you can march!
Chair stepping, every marchers worst dream.
by magpie.87 July 21, 2022
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step foot on heaven

A: I have 10 minutes to live.
B: That's a bummer. You're going to step foot on heaven.
5 minutes later...
B: You're about to die.
B: I'm calling 911.
B: *calls 911*
C: 911, what's your emergency?
B: Someone is about to step foot on heaven.
C: When?
B: The next 5 minutes. Hurry!
C: *calls the ambulance*
D: *does tests to find the disease*
D: It looks like you have cancer of the lung. Are you a drug addict?
B: Wait, tobacco causes cancer?
D: Indeed. Tobacco causes a tumor in the tissues of the lungs, which would have the person being diagnosed with cancer of the lung, also known as lung cancer.
2 minutes have passed.
A: I can't breathe.
A: *tries to breathe for a minute and a half*
B: Person A!
D: He has 4.5 minutes to live.
D: Unfortunately, to this date, there is rarely any cure for cancer. I can't test my effort since it's a short time.
D: *fastly writes a document in doctors' handwriting like a normal doctor would*
A: 4.5 minutes?
B: Yes, the doctor said you have 4.5 minutes until you die of lung cancer.
2 minutes pass.
D: Now you have 2.5 minutes to live.
A: *tries to breathe for another minute and a half*
D: 50 seconds.
B: 50!
B: 49!
B: 48!
...
B: 10!
B: 9!
B: 8!
B: 7!
B: 6!
B: 5!
B: 4!
B and D: 3!
B and D: 2!
B and D: 1!
A: *dies*
B: This is when he steps foot in heaven!
D: Exactly!
by OfficialWatchOS7 July 31, 2025
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