My friends

Fake

My friends suck

by Hairy Cheeto October 30, 2019

My red

No matter how far, she’s always therefore me probably the fault of some little red string unbreakable for some reason

Mouse... your my red

by Banderson12321 November 14, 2020

My mouth

Beginning of Alex Turner's love letter to Alexa Chung
It regularly gets reposted on the internet by mostly aesthetic-focussed accounts, however, the AM fandom grew to despise the letter
Today it is often used by insiders as some kind of Rick Roll

My mouth hasn’t shut up about you since you kissed it. The idea that you may kiss it again is stuck in my brain which hasn’t stopped thinking about you since, well, before any kiss. And now the prospect of those kisses seems to wind me like when you slip on the stairs and one of those steps hits you in the middle of the back. The notion of them continuing for what is traditionally terrifying forever excites me to an unfamiliar degree

by imweirdimaweirdo January 21, 2021

My Mum

A great lady 😹 looking at you mother

‘My Mum is so cool’

‘No she’s not fatty’

by FatAlfredFatFattyFat June 4, 2021

In my mouth

When you want to say something but it won't come out

My answer is just so in my mouth

by $hane18 January 25, 2018

My Nigga

1. A colleague, friend or associate you commonly affiliate yourself with.

2. A black person you know

1. "My nigga Trey hooked me up with some good shit!"

2. "There goes my nigga, Tom Tom."

by youk now why, its fortehlulz August 6, 2011

My Birthday

Any day in which your girlfriend will let you have anal sex with her. Can be used in past, present and future tenses.

Dude, I bought my girlfriend this awesome choclate browine, and in return it was my birthday!

by theoRidGEinal November 21, 2011