John Breezy

A name for a guy who hits women just like chris brown

i woke up john breezy

by 13 yr old girl November 2, 2020

john early

Something you reply with when you know someone is going to say something stupid!

J BUCK:Yo what up mah nigga
J MOONY: What it iz son
J BUCK:YO i heard that y...
J MOONY: JOHN EARLY!!!! stfu and git out my crib.
J BUCK:Fuck you nigrock

by j moony July 12, 2007

john gow

A modern day Pirate, but not just any pirate, a pokemon pirate. Sailing all around the world catching pokemon whilst also running 2 discord servers, he is a man to be admired. Some would call him super. Some would call him Super Johnny Gowser.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? no... it's Super John Gow!

by DieLowFlyPigeon January 24, 2018

John Cenafication

the stare of which you turn invisible

i was sent into john cenafication

by Kroaknos Shakelin July 27, 2016

John Pullen

bald man who is the lord of all

"wow he is such a John Pullen"

by Aaron Girn August 29, 2020

John Barilalo

John Barilalo is the best spaghetti slurping, goomba stomping guy you will ever meet. He specialises in hand to hand combat against cameramen and he loves to goomba stomp on the national wildlife parks therefore converting them into unsafe apartments. Even though he is 110% Italian, he will execute you via deformation lawsuit if you even utter to him "mamamia a-John-a Ba-ri-ralo you need a-more spaghet?" Yes, he barely passed tafe, yet he earns more money than you and keeps his baby fat intact. He work harder.

"John Barilalo, is a fat greasy scrotum."
- Friendly Jordies-

by Just telling it like how itis. November 13, 2022

John Deacon

A SMOL bean, bassist for queen, *extreem floof*

John Deacon is the best bass player ever

by Red-special_guitar April 9, 2020