Internet Guy

A guy you hire to watch porn and masturbate, as you, the customer, watches for amusement.

Guy A: Oh, hey thanks for coming. Been waiting all week for you to come by.
Internet Guy: No problem, my schedule has been all backed up. So, where's the computer.
Guy A: Well, here it is.
Internet Guy: (Begins to search up porn, and remove pants) Well here we go.
Guy A: Oh, yeah. You are the best Internet guy, I had... <3

by TheRealOneRootBeer September 12, 2017

Internet Hungry

When you are playing a game but then go to Discord or youtube and literally forget about the game you're playing

I am internet hungry bored from the game

by urbanils September 23, 2018

End of the internet

Mythical place found through infinity.

I found the "End of the internet" in a dream, which I forgot about in another dream.

by 121force February 27, 2020

Internet Introvert

a person who keeps to themselves on the internet, rarely or never using social media, never understanding internet inside jokes, and preferring to play single player games instead of multiplayer games; the opposite of an internet extrovert

Person 1: This fucker doesn’t understand loss memes, he’s a real internet introvert

by Butterscotchyyy June 19, 2018

Internet condom

A version of parental controls that makes internet browsing safe and searching for dank memes impossible. Made for guys named Yung.

Yung: I need protection... like rubber outfit before searching for dank stuff.
Other user: an internet condom?

by Constlyung October 28, 2017

Internet Legacy

A set of virtual assets or value in cyberspace left behind after one’s death fall on legal successors as right.

Internet Legacy A set of virtual assets or value in cyberspace left behind after one’s death fall on legal successors as right.

by s j tubrazy April 21, 2013

internet me

When someone's cellphone is broken and therefore needs to be contacted through the internet.

Facebook status update: phone is broken. internet me.

by Draco723 April 14, 2012