dead as shit

A broken or unrepairable thing.

The bird I killed is dead as shit.

by Bryce Barker August 4, 2020

dead cotsy

a weirdo, neek who thinks he’s bad but goes and tells his mum when he’s got into beef so she can call the police.

Tyrone: imma put you in a spliff and rape your mum
Toby: i’m telling my mum on you
Tyrone: sym you dead cotsy

by OFB Double Dz September 16, 2020

dead scary

To have a very hideous and displeasing face.

Daquan - Yo she got the body but you peeped her face?
Tay - Yeah bro her face dead scary.

by Mell.McCrimon May 10, 2015

Dead Dick

An old white man who no longer has the use of his dick and is usually an authoritative figure.

"There go those dead dicks again, making laws about women's bodies."

by ;skf;adfk June 24, 2022

dead garms

A dead outfit that is an illegal offence.

Bro he’s gonna catch a case mans in dead garms.

by Goddess Angelina May 27, 2020

Dead on dick

A unit of measuring the quality of an object. Typically used in conjunction with measurements.

I used the schematics you gave me for my desk, it’s dead on dick!

by Tommy Gfolk March 31, 2021

grateful dead

the greatest band of all time. originating in 1965 the grateful dead took the u.s and europe by storm. their fans are usually hippies and refer to themselves as "deadheads". the person writing this is in fact a deadhead. some of the popular songs are SHAKEDOWN STREET, and SCARLET BEGONIAS. the band is still touring even though the lead guitarist and most recognized member of the band, jerry garcia(keep rocking man), passed away in 1995. they now refer to themselves as DEAD AND COMPANY, with john mayer replacing jerry garcia, oteil burnbridge replacing phil lesh, and jeff chimenti on keyboard. the band is rocking

dude, im about to watch the grateful dead!

me too man!

by dickbicycle December 29, 2016