No Nut November

A challenge in which a man cannot bust a nut or wank for the entire month of November. Similar to Destroy Dick December, in which in December you have to nut 1 time on Day 1, to 31 times on day 31.

Mom: Wow Timmy, you didn't jack off this month!
Timmy: Of course! It's No Nut November!
Mom: oh shit, Destr...

by XeneronGD November 1, 2019

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nuts on the road

means okay, thats fine, all good, great, sounds good etc.

John: Shall we got out for a curry tonight?
Chris: Nuts on the road we will!

by dfghfdrfdfrt September 28, 2007

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When a girl is sucking you off or giving you a handjob, she grabs your ball sac and pulls down until your testicles are easily seen. She then proceeds to flick your balls and repetitively says, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah.

She gave me the old nut snapper so hard that I was red the next morning.

by Jooooorman September 23, 2009

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mutts nuts

something that is very good
more polite version of dogs bollocks

Man that was the mutts nuts

by Human Sacrifice November 5, 2003

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nut chugger

A derogatory term for a homosexual male implying that they swallow cum

I heard that Willie is a nut chugger

by Uncle Nutsack June 25, 2006

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kick in the nuts

something totally wrong to do. It's sexual harassment first off. When a girl does it to a guy for no reason it makes him wanna commit suicide. YES IT DOES. Its totally wrong and sexist. Girls who do it for fun are just dumbassed sexist bitches and should be thrown into a giant moving fan resulting in their guts splattering everywhere.You can hurt somebody physicaly and emotionaly by doing this. You can also kill somebody(yup it's true) or get arrested for doing this. If you read this please take it into mind.

kicking somebody in the nuts is totally sexist. So don't do it.kick in the nuts...totally wrong.

by buttholeface April 9, 2006

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