woman: I like your beer belly, let's get a beer some time?
man: lol, beer makes you gain weight; besides, it's not a beer belly it's my gas tank for a sex machine
woman: lol, I didn't know such machines, or their gas tanks existed.
man: lol, beer makes you gain weight; besides, it's not a beer belly it's my gas tank for a sex machine
woman: lol, I didn't know such machines, or their gas tanks existed.
by Sexydimma February 24, 2015
Get the gas tank for a sex machinemug. by DarkDomFan July 1, 2020
Get the Lily's Garden's Washing Machinemug. by braydy February 14, 2012
Get the filling the gum ball machinemug. "You wanna go get pissed? I hear the brewery are having an all night party and you can get 6 pints for a quid!"
"Keen keen poker machine!"
"Keen keen poker machine!"
by MattOfAHero! October 16, 2008
Get the keen keen poker machinemug. by mariusballs13 November 20, 2021
Get the emilo 1 tap washing machinemug. A Peace Corps Volunteer currently serving abroad that faces insurmountable challenges and adversity based on the fact that they are a foreigner working for free beyond the actual liberty of the United States of America.
Felix had a rough day. He is house was broken into, his work counterpart quit, and the electricity went out. He was about in Early Terminate his service when he remembered that he was a "Big Hairy American Winning Machine" and couldn't give up so easily.
by allhandsin July 23, 2009
Get the Big Hairy American Winning Machinemug. a body massage machine is a vibrator.....so a mr. body massage machine is a vibrator....it's just a fucking vibrator
"I'm going to the drugstore to get a Mr. Body Massage Machine!I'll be pretty occupied for the next few hours, so don't call me."
by One of the other Alexes February 13, 2008
Get the mr. body massage machinemug.