speed limit

149mph or 240kmh the minimum your car should go if your black, in canada thats aproxamately 149 miles a hour or 240kmh to stay alive, in a pursuit.

guy 1: yo i just got a 1996 dodge caravan for $20 bucks cuz some kid puked in it.
guy 2: yeah but that thing doesnt even do the speed limit
guy 1: yeah i think ill scrap it or donate it.

by Cody5050 December 1, 2020

Speed Helmet

To get head in a very fast manner

Dan: Hey how was Happy Feet last night? I heared you only had like two minutes.
Matt: All i have to say is that "the whale" gives very good Speed Helmet

by mx, dp October 5, 2007

Speed Toke

Smoking a large amount of marijuana before attending a public event, work, or school

“Let’s get a good speed toke in before we go.”

“I had a speed toke this morning and I’m tweaking hard.

by treyrjm June 1, 2020

Speed Bump

Mouth herpes.

I wouldn't let her suck my dick because she had a speed bump.

by Ka Napp October 24, 2023

Speed bumps

To have Herpes,

Tyrone drove over Mindy's speed bumps at a high rate of speed which caused his exhaust pipe to have an outbreak two months later

by Dr.mud September 30, 2023

high-speed garbage

Garbage that is either created or moving at a fast pace. An internet service that claims it's the fastest in your area but includes data caps and hidden fees for using "too much" bandwidth.

A lot of fast food is actually just high-speed garbage. Whoa! Watch out! High-speed garbage! XFINITY Internet delivers the most reliable high-speed garbage and WiFi for all devices, all the time.

by Spookars May 8, 2018

Speed dial

Basically means the person or place you want to call is one tap or button away from being rung

Jack: I miss my sneaky link I want to see her
Umi: Aye yo hol up dawg, I think I got ur bitch on speed dial

by Guy who gets girls August 12, 2024