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wubba hands

when you smell your hands randomly, and they smell like pussy
"Wow, my hands smell really good! I must have wubba hands!"
by thedarkshight November 12, 2017
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Flirt Hand

A hand motion that signifies to someone of the opposite sex (or of the same sex depending on your sexual preference) that you are interested in them.
girl: omg, did you see that hot guy.

best friend: omg, total hottay. i asked to take a picture with him and he used flirt hands.

girl: so lucky, you bitch!
by WaZUp NigGgggsssssssS1347 January 18, 2011
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hand boleyn

When a person does something outrageously nice for someone else, and in return they receive only a hand job.

Named for the episode in the Showtime series The Tudors where Anne Boleyn steamily tells Henry she's going to thank him for an incredibly expensive necklace, then jerks him off.

Coined by Eliza and Glennis of Pop Tudors, a webseries recapping episodes.
Person 1: David bought me a car for our anniversary! I don't know how to thank him!
Person 2: Just give him a hand boleyn.

Person 1: I spent two days helping her move apartments and what do I get in return? A fucking hand boleyn.
by helloalice August 28, 2014
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hand hammered

Being punched in the butthole.
Why are you walking funny Charline?
Last night I with Fred and got hand hammered, hard.
by screamingmeme32 November 1, 2014
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Shrek Hands

When you put your hands in your pants as if you were digging for treasure, then you itch your balls and slide your hands between your Gooch, and when you take your hands out they are sweaty, sticky, and smelly from the Vietnam war zone they've just been in.
James has hella "Shrek Hands".

Python has some real "Shrek Hands" after his 3-hour CSGO gaming session.

James is waving his "Shrek Hands" and its really scaring everybody off.
by TheGoochThatStoleChristmas December 15, 2018
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hand celibate

When a person goes a period of time without masterbating.
A lot of guys are hand celibate for No Masterbate March.
by Roman Archer June 30, 2019
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Sloppy Hand

When one ejaculates onto ones hand and slaps the girl/guy across the face with that hand after a blowjob. Done best when recipient does not know it is going to happen.
Vijay sloppy handed her so hard, she fell over.
by VTG September 2, 2012
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