scrambled if not your are officially gay
by @1_rachelgraham_4 February 27, 2020
Get the how do you like your eggs in the morning mug.When you spend all night buying pay-per-view pornos and rub the pope all night long. You eventually pass out and in the morning when you wake up your sheets are all crusty from your spooge.
Guy 1: Hey man what's going on?
Guy 2: Oh, you know, putting clean sheets on, dusting the mattress.
Guy 1: That's bullshit you spent all night jerkin it and now you have Morning Crust.
Guy 2: Oh, you know, putting clean sheets on, dusting the mattress.
Guy 1: That's bullshit you spent all night jerkin it and now you have Morning Crust.
by NewbCube December 30, 2008
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The art of sending a relatively coherent txt first thing in the morning while your waking finger dexterity has not fully surfaced. Thus, leading to a few spelling mistakes and you blaming your 'morning fingers' not the night before.
Warning:
When under the influence of various substances, your 'morning fingers' instantly reappear and could get you into trouble.
Warning:
When under the influence of various substances, your 'morning fingers' instantly reappear and could get you into trouble.
Ryan:
Man dude, my girlfriend thought I was still drunk this morning 'coz of the txt I sent her before work. Almost got me into trouble...but I just told her my 'morning fingers' were to blame and now she understands.
Man dude, my girlfriend thought I was still drunk this morning 'coz of the txt I sent her before work. Almost got me into trouble...but I just told her my 'morning fingers' were to blame and now she understands.
by kimmipooh January 5, 2010
Get the 'morning fingers' mug.A stream of urine that come out in one or more completely unpredictable directions, rendering even perfect aim futile. This creates a mess for the next person who cleans the bathroom. This typically occurs after sleeping in on Saturday.
Tina's gonna be so pissed, I Saturday Morning Pee'd all over the bathroom floor.
Sorry I'm late dude, I totally Saturday Morning Pee'd all over the shower curtain. I had to throw it in the washer before Lisa got home.
Sorry I'm late dude, I totally Saturday Morning Pee'd all over the shower curtain. I had to throw it in the washer before Lisa got home.
by BolognaBlake June 22, 2010
Get the Saturday Morning Pee mug.The act of masterbating until ejaculation upon the face of an unsuspecting female while she is sleeping. Can be performed during any hour of the day.
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