Morning Crust 

When you spend all night buying pay-per-view pornos and rub the pope all night long. You eventually pass out and in the morning when you wake up your sheets are all crusty from your spooge.

Guy 1: Hey man what's going on?
Guy 2: Oh, you know, putting clean sheets on, dusting the mattress.
Guy 1: That's bullshit you spent all night jerkin it and now you have Morning Crust.

Morning Crust by NewbCube December 30, 2008

'morning fingers' 

The art of sending a relatively coherent txt first thing in the morning while your waking finger dexterity has not fully surfaced. Thus, leading to a few spelling mistakes and you blaming your 'morning fingers' not the night before.

Warning:
When under the influence of various substances, your 'morning fingers' instantly reappear and could get you into trouble.

Ryan:

Man dude, my girlfriend thought I was still drunk this morning 'coz of the txt I sent her before work. Almost got me into trouble...but I just told her my 'morning fingers' were to blame and now she understands.

'morning fingers' by kimmipooh January 5, 2010

Saturday Morning Pee

A stream of urine that come out in one or more completely unpredictable directions, rendering even perfect aim futile. This creates a mess for the next person who cleans the bathroom. This typically occurs after sleeping in on Saturday.

Tina's gonna be so pissed, I Saturday Morning Pee'd all over the bathroom floor.

Sorry I'm late dude, I totally Saturday Morning Pee'd all over the shower curtain. I had to throw it in the washer before Lisa got home.

Saturday Morning Pee by BolognaBlake June 22, 2010

Morning Glory

The act of masterbating until ejaculation upon the face of an unsuspecting female while she is sleeping. Can be performed during any hour of the day.

Kim blue balled me the other night, so I gave her a Morning Glory she will never forget.

Morning Glory by Vault September 30, 2006

morning drizzle

when your jizz looks like a cumsicle

yesterday i whacked off in the snow and got a 2 foot long morning drizzle

morning drizzle by x-factor flex December 28, 2004

morning star 

one of the best songs by AFI.

"i saw a star benith the stairs going through the melting walls.."

morning star by desirae December 19, 2003

Moosing 

to open hands wide and place thumb on either side of the temple and wiggle fingers. Usually occurs during intercourse when the male wants to add a little spice into the moment.

PLEASE NOTE!!: many women find this quite annoying, only for use infront of mirror when she is about to orgasm!

when you are having intercourse and doing a lady from behind you raise your hands and wiggle... that is moosing

Moosing by N0DDY September 30, 2007