monochute

A single manned areola flotation device designed to slow one's rapid acceleration toward the earth. It can be used if one gets ganked smooth out of a banana and cream Cessna. It is also used by NASA personnel to AIDs in the search and recovery of satellites that have been ganked smooth off the t.v.
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Proper Noun) Half of a pairofchute.

Adjective/Vertebrate) Multiplicative Inverse

4. Meditated Unlocked Sativica

Medicated Couchlock Indica Frances got ganked smooth out the casino and would have fallen to earth if it had not been for his $25 tip and monochute.

by Eloganna August 20, 2017

monoglitch

Purity; the state of being pure

Wow, that guy is so monoglitch

by Helloletmedieplease August 24, 2017

Monopoly

1. One business ruling over another in a category.

2. A game that ruins relationships.

'Son: Where's mom and dad?'
'Daughter: Playing Monopoly.'
'Son: I'll start packing...'

by Areyonga September 8, 2017

Monosheist

An adherent to the belief that there is only one woman who is right for you and that you will never be with anyone besides her, even if she doesn't want to be with you.

Alex was a staunch monosheist till the end. After letting Melissa, his one and only true love, slip through his fingers -- the self-same fingers with which he would finger-fuck her maloderous virgin pussy every night upon the dusty floor of his bedroom as she yelled "Harder!" -- he vowed a life of celibacy and honored that vow until his demise.

by Alex "The Hairy" Parry April 19, 2018

monopoly nut

When you have a line of girls in front of you with money on each of them and what ever number you get on the dice role you nut on the girl and take the money

Bro, was playing a game of monopoly nut yesterday and I won 100 bucks!

by Oof lord September 30, 2017

Monopoly

A board game created in 1935. It is most commonly know for a long ass time to finish. While the game uses fictional money it, in no ways, prepares you for the out side world. It is seconded only by uno in tearing apart the very fabric of friendship and families. It also changes its look more often then the president dyes his hair. Some times it's Disney themed and other times you are trying to take over the known world or like New Jersy. The board game doesn't even have that great of roots as it is based off a city in the Garden State. ITS BASSED OFF A DRY CITY, THAT MEANS NO FRICKING ALCHOL. Most adults find it impossible to play a full game of Monopoly with out alchol. The game also uses small metal game pieces, you know those things that are always taken out of people in Greys Anatomy? It's those.

"Hey do you want to play Monopoly? "

"Oh, hell no. "

by Willywonnka October 13, 2017

monoanst

The feeling of your partner moving against you as they sleep

He reveled in the moment as he felt her monoanst while she slept.

by TheFireBert October 27, 2017