she is a rude and self-obsessed bitch. She seems nice at first but she will stab you I the back without you realizing it. she only sticks with the people who look like her and likes every guy she talks to. she will try to steal your man but if he is loyal her powers won't work.
random person: hey have you seen that girl melanie?
random person 2: yeah such a bitch but kinda pretty...
random person 2: yeah such a bitch but kinda pretty...
by allblacks08 August 23, 2020
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My Melanie, muse, music, musician, museum, man I'm lucky to know her, almost too good to be true but Melanie is not a myth. Maybe if I tell her how I feel, she'll marry me. Most likely. Must meet and make the most of a relationship with a Melanie as she's a wealth of endless treasure. Many don't have what it it takes, missing out. Make Melanie a family member, go to her meadow, have a lifetime of delicious meals and meaningful conversations. Magnificent, beautiful, elegant, smart, funny, sarcastic, athletic, sensitive, special, sexy, modern and classic. Meaningful, immeasurable, valuable, matching feminine with your masculine. Melanie's are humble, waiting for invitation to share all of herself to her one true love, a gift from God.
Girl: Melanie is an engimna.
Boy: I know, but I understand her.
Girl: Melanie seems like an intriguing leader, friend, creative intelligent person, I'd like to be her friend.
Boy: Yes, luckily I'm the rare one who knows because I've endeavored to know her, we're loyal to the end.
Girl: Sounds like she's your best friend.
Boy: Yes, I'd like to share my life with her. I'd even marry her given the chance.
Boy: I know, but I understand her.
Girl: Melanie seems like an intriguing leader, friend, creative intelligent person, I'd like to be her friend.
Boy: Yes, luckily I'm the rare one who knows because I've endeavored to know her, we're loyal to the end.
Girl: Sounds like she's your best friend.
Boy: Yes, I'd like to share my life with her. I'd even marry her given the chance.
by dontmissthegift April 22, 2021
Get the Melanie mug.That was her name right? I saw the comment before you deleted it, you know? "You just want to use my information for your videos" You think I didn't read all the comments before I wrote my own? I wonder what she meant. Such an odd thing to say. And why was it deleted? I went to her page. She had a bunch of religious posts. Such a weird thing to watch happen with my very eyes.
Hym "That Melanie is giving you away over there. What'd you think of my place though? Good right? Did it sent a chill down your spine? And it's thematic. Right? Cause of the Greek mythology thing. You know? I thought that was a pretty good one. I've had that one rattling around for a minute. That'll be fun. But, yeah, was she a schizophrenic too? Was she a schizophrenic or was she in on an inside joke that I'm not a part of? Huh? Which is it? By the way, do you really act like an all powerful Being is watching you 24/7 and that it's going to burn your soul forever?"
by Hym Iam May 31, 2022
Get the Melanie mug.Hot Couple. Friendly as fuck. Very trustworthy and loyal will tell you when you being a doodle face. Smoke up together. Grow together. Will probably annoy each other but still love each other. You wont see them party much with others they have their own way to turn up. they both talk a lot but they will never show it to you.The love each other and only have eyes for one another
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Get the Kevin Malone mug.The "Post Malone Effect" is a particularly enigmatic psychosocial theory based on the phenomena of sexy women apparently attracted to the objectively unattractive and tubby-ass Post Malone. The theory states that it is not in fact how handsome Post Malone is, but how BUTT ASS UGLY Post Malone is that makes him attractive to women. The Post Malone Effect can often be seen in Southern California where crusty tools with poor hygiene and fat business-type middle-aged men with male pattern baldness appear to be partnered with beautiful women. Some less extreme examples are Jay-Z and Beyonce, or Hugh Jackman and Deborra-Lee Furness. In the case of an Beautiful-Male / Ugly-Female (BMUF), such as Hugh Jackman and Deborra-Lee Furness, The Post Malone Effect is interchangeable with it's analogue coined for that exact scenario: The Hugh Jackman Effect.
(The Post Malone Effect is often believed to correlate with social status and money, but growing evidence appearing in the early 21st century seems to counter this common belief providing a path for further study and academic analysis)
(The Post Malone Effect is often believed to correlate with social status and money, but growing evidence appearing in the early 21st century seems to counter this common belief providing a path for further study and academic analysis)
Handsome Nigga 1: "Damn that mf is ugly, he look like he take gas station vitamins. How did he get with Padma Lakshmi?"
Handsome Nigga 2: "The Post Malone Effect... fuck being handsome."
Ugly Nigga Friend: "Hell yeah nigga, fuck being handsome."
Handsome Nigga 2: "The Post Malone Effect... fuck being handsome."
Ugly Nigga Friend: "Hell yeah nigga, fuck being handsome."
by UglyNiggaComeUp February 24, 2021
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