shirley may

Shirley May is very mysterious; nobody knows much about her. She is an attractive girl who has little habits like chewing her jacket string and scratching her head. Many people are in love with Shirley May, but few succeed in winning her heart.

Shirley May is in my math class.
Wow, Shirley May is fub!

by Jgruby April 18, 2018

May 12th

National makeout with your boyfriend day

ZAMN!! ITS MAY 12TH, TODAYS GONNA BE NICE FOR ME AND HIM!

by NotTylerNope May 2, 2022

may 9

a day to fuck ur girl

john fucked his crush on may 9th

by chief kieth May 8, 2022

May 20

May 20 is the day of National girth day. If you are born on this day your penis is large and girthy

Wow you’re born on May 20. You must have a large and girthy penis

by MrCOLUMBUSMATTHEW January 10, 2022

May 23

Ask out your crush

Boy: hey will you go out with me?

Girl: why
Boy:it's may 23rd and I have a crush on you

by Hereforareason May 21, 2022

May 25th

National Grab your crushes Ass day!

Jared : yo bro its May 25th national Grab your crushes ass day !

Max : 😐 bruh

by Jayden ! May 22, 2022

May 23rd

Nude cuddles with bf all night

It’s May 23rd I get my girlfriend nude all night

by Idkaname7285 May 23, 2022