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Martin Luther's Septic Tank

A legend told about the reformer Martin Luther and that he had a septic tank outside of the church he used to work at. When this sentence is used it means that someone's backyard or garden is filthy.
1. Bro this place looks like Martin Luther's Septic Tank
2. Indeed bruh my bad

1. I'm going to throw Martin Luther's Septic Tank at you
by huskyspin April 4, 2025
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Martin

Also known as "the strong one"; "the loving one", "a real grumbler" and "who should that be?"

A male person with extremely good taste in wine.
If a world consisted of ferns and cats, it would be called "Martinsworld".

The last one on earth who knows how to stroke well.

From a reliable source one can say that all martins have a huge heart that barely fits in their chest. That is why they sometimes hide from other people so that they don't recognize from their heart-shaped chests that they are martins.

Martin's eyes pervade into the deepest depths of your own soul, but you will never be able to see into his. Only when you are best friends does he allow you to explore some parts of his soul.

If you see a Martin, give him all the best feelings you have - he´s ever worth it.
And if a Martin likes you - you are the best blessed being on the world and you should be also the happiest.
"Martin thank you."

"Glad to know Martin."

"Everyone waits for Martin."
by Bianshi November 25, 2021
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Martin

Martin likes men.
by Eddie Laqueer October 21, 2022
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Martinism

A person that works for the orthodox church. He is a patriarch called Martin.
But he still looks jewish in my eyes!
Yes! I think he is cool but underestimated, too. it is martinism.
by maasd the line March 19, 2025
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Martin's Chili

Chili that has been made in the depths and bowels of Hell itself. Your asshole will feel as if someone fucked you with a round cheese grater.
He ate Martin's Chili yesterday. He's been in the hospital for about 6 years now and even the best doctors can't repair his asshole.
by foreskingobbler July 22, 2021
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al-martin

If you dont worship out lord and savior Al-Martin I will personally teleport your kneecaps into my soup.
by THE FUCKING LORAX October 8, 2019
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Jenny Beth Martin

Co-Founder Tea Party Patriots. Tips, Tales, and Thoughts of Peach State. Christian, Conservative, was Republican now American. Live laugh love. Uncomfortable with same sex anything.
I got shot by Jenny Beth Martin when I tried to kiss my boyfriend.
by BuckSuck February 7, 2021
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