Marion, MA 

A small town revered as a mecca for wine snobs, golf addicts, and pure-bred dog enthusiasts. When not gloating to neighbors about their children's accomplishments on the squash courts, residents can often be found pondering the value of their property in relation to their neighbors and doing lines of valium off of their guest bathroom toilet. The police give speeding tickets for going 4mph too fast and falsify noise complaints to shut down family barbecues past 8pm.

Farnsworth: Chad, you uncultured swine, you got cocaine all over my new boat shoes! Do you know who my father is?!

Chad: He must be the mayor of Marion, MA.

Marion, MA by Bristaco December 13, 2018

Mārie 

Mārie is an amazing person, she is very sporty and fast, she is beautiful, has nice eyes and is very tall.
She will always stand up for herself and her friends so dont get on her bad side, but if your sad she can cheer you up in an instant.
You are very lucky if your find yourself a Mārie.

Mārie is very good at basketball

Mārie by Pezzy1234567 June 8, 2019

Mario Odigbo 

Mario is such a hilarious person. Everyone loves him! Once you get to know him, the love just keeps on flowing in. Also, he's an AMAZING kisser. His kisses make you feel like you're in heaven. Overall, he's an amazing guy. You will probably like him too.

"OMG, look at Mario Odigbo, this is TOO funny"
"Woah! THATS HILARIOUS!"

Mario Odigbo by Anonymous Digi June 25, 2019

Maria Eduarda

She's beautiful! Talented and smart. If ya dump her, it's because ur dumb.

Maria Eduarda is amazing, I wish I was her...

Maria Eduarda by not maria eduarda October 1, 2019

Marieliza 

Marieliza is a kind beautiful girl, that is funny and intelligent. She gives no fucks about people that talk bad about her. She has many friends, that are cool. If she don’t like someone she will say it to them. Marieliza is a smart girl that is also shy, but once you get to know her, she’s crazy😂. Even though she could be insecure about herself, she still is a sweet and kind girl.

Who’s that girl standing there?.. oh wait, it’s my best friend Marieliza

Marieliza by unicorn_lover25 October 6, 2019

Maria 

Maria, an incredible girl with the sweetest cheeks, most beautiful brown eyes, and the most enchanting smile you'll ever see. She's kind, loving, hilarious, and will put a smile on anyone's face. Her talent's include being amazing at cuddling, hugging, and telling stories so funny that she'll snort. She's a fashionista with a heart of gold. Her body resembles a goddess with an incredible fat ass that will catch anybody's glance and huge breasts that are nearly as hypnotic as her magnificent eyes. Maria knows she's hot and loves to show off her divine looks with tight clothing. She's as fine as fine China and she deserves the best which I wish I could give her.

Guy: Damn I need a Maria in my life
Maria: *Walks in literally anywhere
Guy: Fuck I'm in love

Maria by TheMongol290 November 19, 2019

Marijka 

If you have an Marijka in your life you better keep her, she is mostly blonde. She might be mean at first but is hurting inside but will not say anything about it when you to know she is a funny girl and has a big heart.

Person one -who’s that girl over there she super hot
Person two-that must be Marijka

Person one- She’s mine

Marijka by Bad_ ass_ Sage January 10, 2020