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Maria, an incredible girl with the sweetest cheeks, most beautiful brown eyes, and the most enchanting smile you'll ever see. She's kind, loving, hilarious, and will put a smile on anyone's face. Her talent's include being amazing at cuddling, hugging, and telling stories so funny that she'll snort. She's a fashionista with a heart of gold. Her body resembles a goddess with an incredible fat ass that will catch anybody's glance and huge breasts that are nearly as hypnotic as her magnificent eyes. Maria knows she's hot and loves to show off her divine looks with tight clothing. She's as fine as fine China and she deserves the best which I wish I could give her.
Guy: Damn I need a Maria in my life
Maria: *Walks in literally anywhere
Guy: Fuck I'm in love
by TheMongol290 November 20, 2019
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