man sanitizer 

A hand care product meant to provide the comfort and cleanliness of a hand sanitizer but with a strong, masculine scent; found at the sale section of any Bath and Body Works.

Boyfriend: "My hands are dirty from those chips."
Girlfriend: "Oh here, I got some sanitizer if you don't mind smelling like a girl."
Boyfriend: "No thanks. I'd rather not smell like honeysuckles. I got some hand sanitizer for men yesterday."
Girlfriend: "For men?"
Boyfriend: "Yeah. Some man sanitizer."

man sanitizer by IndigoPhoenix21 January 12, 2014

man toad

A fat choad. A man of corpulent proportions. A portly man who does nothing but lump all day. A stocky individual who eats like there is no tomorrow. A lazy chump of a man. A master of the art of lumping. A godly creature. Some say mythological. (Also known as a Moad)

"That Man Toad doesnt deserve to live."

man toad by Henrietta J. Hippo May 10, 2014

man tampon

...a roll of tissue inserted in the anal cavity to reduce the effects of sharting...

Excuse me mate, can you pass me a wad of kleenex? Last night's vindaloo is threatening me pristine trolleys and I need a man tampon.

man tampon by Write Joeson July 5, 2014

Man Meal 

A healthy dose of spem.

oh man! that guy really filled me with some man meal!
I really pumped her full of man meal!

Man Meal by snow_nuts11 September 24, 2014

man movie 

Superhero or comic book flick, can also be used in its hyphenated form ("-Man movie").

Jeff loves him some man movies.

man movie by Big Jaj Attack March 28, 2015

man lumber 

The kind of wood a man carries between his legs. It could be oak, pine, mahogany or Bonsai depending on race or family inheritance.

I asked this hottie if she would like to get a pizza and fuck. When she said no I said "what you don't like pizza"? At that point she kicked me in the man lumber.

man lumber by Wageslut December 16, 2015

man petrol 

A name given to high strength dirt cheap alcohol found in large plastic bottles aka jerry cans or tankers

The lads needed a bit of a rev up for a big night out Johny turned up with a few tankers of man petrol and instantly everyone was on the tear

man petrol by Luke Doyle June 2, 2016