Georgia Log Ride

The act of having anal-sex when the woman suddenly starts to take a shit.

Man: "I sure do love anal-sex!"

Woman: "Well hang on honey! You're about to go for a Georgia Log Ride!"

by JakeThePinetree January 26, 2017

drool log

the male ruining tool used when forcing a girl to drool

put my drool log in your mouth

by need4speed November 29, 2013

Log Out

Taking a dump at work

Hey Man, i need to log out now.

by KImCobain September 23, 2017

Log press kiss

A quite dangerous first kiss for strongmen and strongwomen athletes that involves both people to press their logs and then miss with the log over head. The perfect Instagram post.

Those two would make a perfect Log press kiss if she could handle the eye Contact.

by Cmonkey April 19, 2022

three log box

A female that takes cock in all three holes

Guy 1: hey bro, how was your date last night?
Guy 2: dude it was awesome, we went to her place she took it in all three holes. She is a real three log box

by Racerx2421 August 15, 2023

carpet log

An oblong piece of excrement(Human or Animal) on a carpet

Bro,there's a carpet log in your living room.

by alextheman May 18, 2012

log child

Stupid and annoying people in any history, geography, or government class in school.

“Man, that guy is a real log child. He doesn’t even know how to find Africa on a world map!”

by 765oneohtwo March 19, 2022