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Fatty Log One Wipe

The act of taking such a perfect shit that it only needs one turd wash.
"You already shit? "- Tanner
"Yah bro I dropped a Fatty Log One Wipe." - Travis
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Porcelain Log Jammer

When you stick his or her head head in the toilet and you penetrate your partners anus while flushing the toilet.
Did you hear Alix got the old porcelain log jammer from Sarah last night.
by LogJammer69 August 11, 2021
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Twat log

When your half way into a female during Intercourse and it looks like she has a log stuck in her twat. But in reality it's just a really big meat log.
Bro.. I layed the twat log on that girl last night in my canoe.
Last night my girlfriend told me fell my cedar penis log inside of her bushy forest that she calls a vagina.
by DaMaTeRMaNG October 8, 2019
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chat log

When u want to know a an msn convo without having a full explanation.
user1: dude i asked her out
user2: what did she say?
user1: well she was like..
user2. Nvm just send chat log.
by itzaboii October 21, 2010
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Log

A man who is obsessed with Caitlyn Clark
“NBA playoffs is crazy right now yo!”

“Whats the NBA?” - Log
by Liggitylog April 28, 2025
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Lincoln Log

15 yr old: Oh man! I got a Lincoln Log set instead of a Lego set!

Friend: dude, grow up. Your fifteen fucking years old. Get a job, get laid, shut the fuck up.
by coleeco22 November 8, 2018
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Fungus on a log

The act of a male masturbating and taking a shit at the same time and ejaculating on the excrement
Bout to make fungus on a log!
by Anon112221 January 20, 2021
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