Cheese-Locking

the act of building smegma on one’s uncircumcised penis and connecting the cheesy foreskin to another cheesy foreskin.

“Yo Jerry, wanna cheese-lock?”
“I would heavily dig cheese-locking with you Tom!”

by allahmommy July 10, 2025

Lock

Swear, promise. If you lock on something you swear on it or to it

I lock on it. No, I Lock William I didn’t steal your socks. Created by RdM

by TheCrispyCracker September 10, 2020

Caps Lock FUcker

The cAPS lOCK Fucker is rthe guy WHO fucks with your caps lock so you type like a maniac.

Example:
mY Name is JAy and My caps LOCK is fucking with ME

Billy: Yo bob, did the caps lock fucker hack your keyboard?
Bob: Yes, and I HATe it sO MUCH I wanT TO EAT mY SHINbonE

by DefNotBruh April 25, 2024

This lock polshit

Ancient negative somalian frase.

Guy1: look at this funny harambe meme.

Guy2: this lock polshit

by Harambememesrfun December 11, 2016

Poppin' off the lock

Alternative to "off the chain" usually used to described a party

ALT.A virgin who is about to give it up

Damn that party was poppin' off the lock!

Damn i cant belive sharons poppin' off the lock!

by J.C.G June 7, 2007

Lock in

To enter a state of heightened concentration and commitment, deliberately excluding all distractions, in order to fully dedicate oneself to a specific task or objective. This involves a focused allocation of mental and, if applicable, physical resources, aiming to optimize performance and achieve set goals.

“That girl over there said you’re hot. Lock in bro.” “I told my friend to lock in and he’s hasn’t left his computer in 3 days.”
“Locked in machine operating at maximum efficiency. (I went to the gym today)”

by balbad February 6, 2024

hate lock

A "supplementary" padlock that you irritably add to a staple already containing a padlock, to express your simmering resentment towards someone for preventing you from accessing whatever it is that he has secured with his own padlock; now he himself will not be able to easily access it, either.

Installing a hate lock is an effective but totally-harmless (i.e., it does not actually damage anything; the owner is merely delayed in proceeding until he finds some heavy-duty bolt-cutters) way to exact revenge on someone for locking up something. Extra points if you sarcastically use a pink heart-shaped "love lock" (especially appropriate for uncooperative exes) instead of just an everyday "generic" padlock to "doubly secure" the staple, or if you use a multi-hole lockout-hasp with six additional padlocks attached instead of just a single padlock, so that the original padlocker will have to really toil with da ol' angle-grinder for a lengthy period before gaining access himself. Plus if you're totally snortin'-mad and wish to really humiliate/distress him, you can even stake out the location and watch for him to arrive and begin cutting off the locks, and then you can make an anonymous 911 call so that the cops will come and investigate, since it would logically appear to others that he's trying to break in.

by QuacksO December 17, 2017