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jonathan davis

The lead singer of the nu-metal band Korn. He rocks. Enough said.
All Korn haters can go screw themselves for all I care.
by Random Jones September 10, 2005
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Kim Jong Il

A (now dead) communist leader. The misinformed may think that he is an actor, singer or dancer, but in fact he is not.
Kim Jong Il has died
But he is on Pluto now
Fighting a robot
by LunarDance December 28, 2011
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Jonko

A grinded magical plant enrolled in paper.
This mystical stick is known to both cause and cure depression.

The monks of the old world used to believe it was made with the substance of god.
We later discovered that it was Satan's way of introducing good times into the universe.
I yeeted all my ganja onto this piece of paper and rolled the legendary JONKO!
This Jonko made me fly so high i burned my ass to the sun.
by gekke gerri November 2, 2019
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Kim Jong-Un

The crazy leader of North Korea who loves to intimiade the US and all the other Western Block countries by threatning to drop an atomic bomb on them at least once every day. His efforts, however, make the US laugh. Also, he does not really care about his people and leaves them very thin and underfed.
North Korea would collapse economically if it weren't for China's economic support. The army also uses very outdated WW2 equipment. China originally used them as a puppet state, but now N. Korea is looking as more of an embarrasment than anything else.
Guy 1: Who is Kim Jong-Un?
Guy 2: A *bleep* idiot. Need I say more?
Guy 1: He's the leader of North Korea, right?
Guy 2: Yeah. More like the only man still standing in that country.
by Glflegolas April 23, 2014
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indiana jones

To swap one object with another very quickly and stealthily, much like the famous scene from Indiana Jones. This action is sometimes followed by a boulder chase scene.
My pen stopped working, so I Indiana Jones'd it with Jeff's. Then I ran like hell from a giant rolling rock.
by Jager August 29, 2006
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Indiana Jones'd

To kill someone after they try acting cool.

Like in the film where the arab tries showing off his skills with the sword and Indy just shoots him.
Guy 1: Yeah, this little chav twat was trying to start on me, pushing me around, trying to act all hard.
Guy 2: So what did you do then mate?
Guy 1: I Indiana Jones'd his stupid ass!
by The Flying Machine April 17, 2008
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nenos jona

An assyrian who was born in iraq and moved to england at a young age. Usually owns a 106 or corsa.
"Hey look at that nenos jona in that corsa"
by number 111 June 3, 2009
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