John Breezy

A name for a guy who hits women just like chris brown

i woke up john breezy

by 13 yr old girl November 2, 2020

Lawn John

A rare scenerio in which a neighbor plants flowers in a toilet bowl outside of their house for decoration and someone goes over (typically after midnight) to defacate uncontrollably in it for the homeowner to find it the next day.

see also: lawn John silver, flower plop, a steamy Brian, fertile terdle, house warming gift, midnight special.

"Man, that guy is a legend! He executed the rare Lawn John last night!"

by sneakyle June 21, 2017

John Cenafication

the stare of which you turn invisible

i was sent into john cenafication

by Kroaknos Shakelin July 27, 2016

john degs

a fat piece of shit that wont stop talking about his buddy

john degs is fat

by swagcow January 23, 2018

john gow

A modern day Pirate, but not just any pirate, a pokemon pirate. Sailing all around the world catching pokemon whilst also running 2 discord servers, he is a man to be admired. Some would call him super. Some would call him Super Johnny Gowser.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? no... it's Super John Gow!

by DieLowFlyPigeon January 24, 2018

John Stones

Perhaps the greatest player that has ever graced the world of football. It’s a well known fact that the sport was actually invented in 1994 when the beautiful bastard was born.

Bruno Fernandes: Why can’t we win the derby?

Harry Maguire: Because City have the greatest player in the world, John Stones!

by johnstonespropaganda November 22, 2021

john cortes

giga chad (extremely extroverted)

you talk to other people like you are a john cortes

by xXGabinator69Xx June 21, 2021