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John Chan

Nerd, 2007 graduate of Early College in Guildford. He has 6 degrees, in Civil Engineering, City Planning, Sports Management, Economics and Advanced Calculus. He also took AP biology, AP chemistry and AP physics. Universities he has been to include, Harvard, Yale, UBC, USC, LSU and UT.
John Chan graduated in 2007 and is currently working as CEO for All Around Business Co. He is also an avid sportsman, being a recruit and a 5 star watch for the Walonga Taildogs of the AFL, following his arrival in Australia and knowledge in AFL.
by Mindhack Diva September 7, 2023
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John Wick’d

(Verb) past tense; The act of going to kill some fucker because they: killed your favorite dog, stole your car, blew up your house, or completely fucked up your day in some way shape or form. This occurs more often when the person’s spouse has deceased.
Ashley: “What did you do to the people that stole your car?”
Jimmy: “I John Wick’d there asses!”
by Jaybo524 December 16, 2017
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John Barber

The physical embodiment of dirt, not only does this vile creature lie 24/7 but also goes out of his way to stay well away from anything remotely hygienic. In addition to the blocks of bellchesse that engulf his chode and constantly put him off, he also is sexually attracted to dogs and has various different branded ice lollies stuck between the many many chins and rolls of fat he has.
Friend 1 - “mate did u see how John Barber that toilet was”
Friend 2 - “dude I’ve seen dogs shit out cleaner things”
by urnanscrustyvagina November 4, 2018
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Prank’em John

when your friend “pranks” you when you’re asleep by clapping your booty cheeks or stuffing your mouth
he’s asleep
prank’em john
*proceeds to sexually violate sleeping friend*
by RabbisaurusRex340 January 8, 2022
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john thin

cooks, cleans and plays mc raft. pretty womanly and kinda thin
John Thin stop being THIN
by boiled4 March 4, 2023
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John Pablo

A boy that gets more girls then his dad and he is VERY attractive and he is my son so treat him nice ok and he is thiccc🍑
Oh Wow John Pablo is THICCC🍑😭
by Thatwavyboi May 18, 2020
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John Barilalo

John Barilalo is the best spaghetti slurping, goomba stomping guy you will ever meet. He specialises in hand to hand combat against cameramen and he loves to goomba stomp on the national wildlife parks therefore converting them into unsafe apartments. Even though he is 110% Italian, he will execute you via deformation lawsuit if you even utter to him "mamamia a-John-a Ba-ri-ralo you need a-more spaghet?" Yes, he barely passed tafe, yet he earns more money than you and keeps his baby fat intact. He work harder.
"John Barilalo, is a fat greasy scrotum."
- Friendly Jordies-
by Just telling it like how itis. November 13, 2022
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