Person 1: Hey what's steak made out of?
Person 2: Are you retarded?
Person 1: Pig?
Person 2: No
Person 1: Horse?
Person 2: Only in New Jersey...
Person 2: Are you retarded?
Person 1: Pig?
Person 2: No
Person 1: Horse?
Person 2: Only in New Jersey...
by Neeruam August 18, 2008
A small island town in Atlantic County, New Jersey. It's only retaining value is that it is near Atlantic City. It is quickly loosing value and will soon implode on itself, most likely in the next five years.
by salty spatoon August 13, 2017
A blue collar borough of Central New Jersey that's a mix of urban and suburban that's close to Staten Island and the Jersey Shore. Red Bank contains a lot of everything. From hipsters to Spanish speakers, to quieter neighborhoods to an intense night life; this town is quintessential New Jersey! Don't travel at night along Shrewsbury Ave though, you'll more than surely get robbed! To get to Red Bank, you can take the car and travel on the Garden State Parkway or Route 35. Nj Transit's North Jersey Coast Line also passes through Red Bank. Btw, Kevin Smith, director of Clerks, Mallrats and Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back to name a few, is from here.
Random guy: Yo, look down West Front Street. I think another bar fight spilled out into the street. That shit must have started in Fixx. Damn Red Bank, New Jersey is crazy!
by NjAllDay July 02, 2015
Just because my grandma wants to be a designer doesn't mean she can't be la creme de la creme. It's so good Marilyn Monroe is hopping out of her grave to watch.
(It is used in a sentence kind of like “sliced bread”)
(It is used in a sentence kind of like “sliced bread”)
by satoshinaakamoto October 18, 2020
A small suburb next to New Brunswick that has no night life and to many hipsters. It is also about 90% jewish.
by Zombie Face Killah May 24, 2013
A New Jersey Paper Route occurs when an intoxicated person proceeds to vomit and/or defecate on his neighbors' front porches and/or driveways while attempting to walk back to his/her house.
After a night of heavy drinking and pounding techno music, Salvatore made the mistake of stopping by Tony's Diner for a meatball sub. The greasy meal combined with his already drunken state caused him to vomit on one neighbor's driveway, and have a violent bowel movement on another neighbor's front porch. When he finally made it to his front door, Salvatore could only grimace at the repurcussions his New Jersey Paper Route would usher in the following day.
by Poor Woobie March 12, 2008
One who acts like a dip shit off of the "jersey shore" I.E. anyone who is a tool that calls them selves the "situation"
The sitiuation from jersey shore is a jersey shore douche bag
by thats right mofo March 05, 2011