January 2nd

The day a Hobbit was born. Legend tells that one day he will become a tolerable person

This dude was born on January 2nd? He ain't even worthy of being a New Years boi.

by JoJoBaggins October 26, 2019

January 18th

The day in which Alex licked his pointer finger tips and rubbed his nipples with prior mentioned salivated fingertips. This action was demonstrated in the commercials for "Clerks 2". This day is now celebrated by some of his "close" friends

OMG! yesterday was January 18th and it was soo funny! I couldnt stop laughing for an hour!

by tehehetehehetehehe October 16, 2008

january 3

Out of this dat you will find yourself one hot red head

Damn that one January 3 right there

by Smartguy12344567 October 14, 2019

January 3rd

The day you creampie a females asshole, or big cum in between her titties

I can’t wait for January 3rd so I can anal tombstone my girlfriend ass hole with my fat nut.

by Undertaker334 October 17, 2019

January 24

National kiss your crush day people who are born on this date are gorgeous ✨

You:hey I really like you

Crush:aww I like you too

You: Have you born on January 24

Crush: yea why?
You:because you are gorgeous

by Netflix account December 5, 2020

January 6

Hump your friend day

-Bends over friend and humps her-
What was that for?!
It’s January 6th!

by Local Nitty December 6, 2020

January 25

National kiss a guy that goes to Greenwood high school and happens to be a redhead and happens to have insane drip and happens to be 5’ 11” if you round up 6’ and happens to play basketball.

Wow I don’t even know it was January 25. Looks like I have to kiss my redhead.

by Erob921 January 24, 2022