All cars since 2001 have had a trunk emergency release (located inside of the trunk). This has prevented mafia types, hit men, etc. from using newer cars when kidnapping victims.
Joey owed like 6 dimes to Vinny's crew, so they picked him up and shoved him in the trunk. Lucky for him, the numbnuts didn't realize their car had an Italian escape hatch, and he busted out of there at the first stop sign.
by tripmobius February 12, 2025
Get the Italian Escape Hatchmug. A massage involving Italian pizza ingredients, where the masseuse works tomato sauce, mozzarella cheese, and dough into a patron's muscular tissue.
"I give-a you a Italian Massage...you gonna poop, it's gonna be stinky, but it's gonna be good. Voila!"
by Avergae Jodecci July 29, 2025
Get the Italian Massagemug. by Kuhl Penguin February 2, 2018
Get the Smol Italianmug. an immigrant claiming to be italian, yet has no cultural or dna link to italy. most of the time theyre skin color is black however brown, yellow and orange are uncommen but still fit the term
by real italian nationalist March 11, 2025
Get the italian wiggermug. 
by RankKat July 8, 2021
Get the italian chili dogmug. by Bruh gamer 69 February 16, 2020
Get the Italian Seizuremug.