Muffin Shark

The lesbian equivalent of a chicken hawk (an older gay man who seeks out much younger gay men/twinks).

Ashley and Donna got totally stalked by some Jurassic Muffin Sharks at the Indigo Girls concert.

by Dandy Don May 09, 2013

crunchy muffin

A semen-crusted vagina the morning after sex and no shower.

I went down on my girl this morning but forgot she had a crunchy muffin.

by mohawkslim November 13, 2014

Muffin Shorts

When someone wears shorts that create a monstrous muffin top on the wearer.

Hey Julie, you really should take off those muffin shorts.

by goddessorie February 10, 2009

muffin huffin

getting a lap dance.

I went to the vip room and was muffin huffin for 3 songs.

by joey cruton drebbie September 16, 2015

Muffin Punched

Overseas in Iraq the Army soldiers would throw as hard as they can, full sized individual wrapped Otis spunked muffins @ civilians.

I just threw this muffin at that kids face. Hit him so hard he almost fell over. I muffin punched him!

by Lucky_8 August 02, 2023

Smudge muffin

An obese woman that wears too much makeup.

Every office needs a good smudge muffin for solid comic relief.

by Unkleslam May 07, 2015

Warm Muffin

Someone extremely attractive

Look at how cute that warm muffin over there

by Warm Muffin April 15, 2015