who gon tell her?

who’s going to tell the person about something that is obvious that the subject doesn’t realize

Person 1: “walks out with an ugly outfit”
Person 2 to person 3: “who gon tell her?”

by Yourslanghelper March 15, 2020

Lick Her Postage Stamp

To eat her ass out. Eat booty.

When I get home tonight I’m gonna lick her postage stamp.

by Dick Onchin April 12, 2020

i really miss her

A girl you love so much but fucked everything up with and you just want to fix everything with her she means so much to you and you love her more than anything

"Hey how's the situation going with..." "I really miss her"

by James MMr January 3, 2023

buttered her muffin

To stuff her girl's vagina with half a stick of butter. Then let the body heat melt melt for 3 and half minutes. After this begin to eat her out and suck out the melted butter.

When your mouth is filled with butter (and maby cum...or blood if it's her period), oper her bum up a bit with your fingers and begin to give the lucky lady a rimjob, and slowely let the melted butter in your mouth drip down into her hole of darkness. This will provide proper lubrication for the next step, which is to stick your penis into her ass...

"My sister tried baking cookies with this guy, but he forgot to bring every thing aside from the butter, so he buttered her muffin, and then when I gave him a blowjob afterwards it tasted like butter and farts."

"In home ec. ...my friend... let the teacher butter her muffin so I...I mean my friend... wouldn't fail, but I'm worried because the class thinks my friend has a wierd rash on my- err...her... vagina, but it was just an alergic reaction to the butter." ~Me talking about my friend, who is so totally not me.

by SPEDcial Forces May 19, 2008

something behind her ears

In Russia they say she puts something behind her ears to attract men - her knees!

Ludmilla puts something behind her ears to attract men.

by I, Wreckerrr April 4, 2021

beat her walls loose

A guy is having rough sex with a girl so much that her vagina isn't tight anymore.

"Dude I beat her walls loose, she isn't the same anymore."

by Brown Eyed Girl13 June 11, 2017

Trolling His/Her Wood

To "Troll her/his Wood" is the act to purposefully confuse some one to the point of utter failure, is done for the sole purpose of generating lulz

Daysen: Hey, it's Robert! Let's go start Trolling His/Her Wood!

Ben: Okay, Watch this...Hey Renaldo!

Robert: Why are you calling me Renaldo?

Ben: That is your name isn't it?

Robert: No, it's Robert!

Teacher: Renaldo! Be Quiet!

by Benson Mel Lee Cartwright December 3, 2010